A little Halloween music from a show band of Spanish (I think) choreographed hair metal skeletons with a mash-up of KISS’s “I Was Made for Loving You” and Blondie’s “Call Me.”
A little Halloween music from a show band of Spanish (I think) choreographed hair metal skeletons with a mash-up of KISS’s “I Was Made for Loving You” and Blondie’s “Call Me.”
Froot Loops may be a bunch of different colors in your cereal bowl, but each little nugget is the same flavor as the next – a combo of orange, lemon, lime, apple, cherry, raspberry, and blueberry. Mixed together with corn, wheat, oats, sugar, all kinds of food coloring, and milk – Froot Loops are a little flashback to childhood fortified with vitamins and minerals.
Singer/songwriter Kinky Friedman died June 27 of Parkinson’s disease. I never saw Kinky perform live, but I read all his mystery novels and admired that he was able to create a more clever fictional version of himself that replaced the real guy in the public eye.
I imagine he’d appreciate that when People magazine wrote his obit, it neglected to mention his song, “People Who Read People Magazine.”
Doctor Goodwin is a $2.50, “healthy” Dr. Pepper clone from Olipop. It’s got 45 calories, lower sugar than a regular soda, and fiber for pooping. There are also fiber-adjacent prebiotics, promoted as good for your “microbiome,” although the FDA has not, last I checked, recognized any particular food product for its “gut health” claims.
Real Dr. Pepper claims 23 flavors, but the main ones are cherry and almond (the flavor of maraschino cherries). Doctor Goodwin tastes more like a cherry fruit punch with hints of air freshener and, I swear, caramel corn. Famously, Dr. Pepper has denied the rumor that it contains prune juice, but Doctor Goodwin has both prune and plum concentrates.
You’ve heard this song in commercials. You’ve heard it on oldies radio. It’s been used in The Crown and I, Robot and even as the name for a TV series, but odds are still good you see the wrong face in your mind when you hear Fontella Bass sing “Rescue Me.” Despite the song reaching #4 on the Billboard pop chart two years before Aretha Franklin ever had anything close to a hit single, so many people still think “Rescue Me” belongs to the Queen of Soul. Here’s the original Fontella Bass track laid over a colorized version of a live TV appearance.
You can understand why someone might hear Aretha in “Rescue Me.” Both Bass and Franklin were soul singers who grew up in the gospel choir – Bass in St. Louis and Franklin in Detroit. Aretha never officially covered “Rescue Me,” although she recorded a thirty-second version with new lyrics in the early 1990s to promote Pizza Hut. You gotta wonder if the ad agency knew it was Fontella Bass’ song when making the pitch.
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